1 00:00:02,045 --> 00:00:02,915 - [whistles] 2 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:04,700 - Come on, it's picture time! 3 00:00:04,787 --> 00:00:07,703 [upbeat music] 4 00:00:07,790 --> 00:00:08,921 - ? In the Loud House ? 5 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,358 ? Really Loud House! ? 6 00:00:11,533 --> 00:00:14,579 [upbeat jazz music] 7 00:00:14,666 --> 00:00:17,800 - ? I'm a doo-dad chef who's so bad ? 8 00:00:17,887 --> 00:00:20,759 ? Step into mi cocina, 'cause it's so rad ? 9 00:00:20,846 --> 00:00:22,283 Thank you, Royal Woods! 10 00:00:22,370 --> 00:00:23,327 - Hey, Dad! 11 00:00:23,414 --> 00:00:24,328 - Oh! 12 00:00:24,415 --> 00:00:26,504 Hey, buddy. 13 00:00:26,591 --> 00:00:28,332 - Ooh, delicious. - Thanks. 14 00:00:28,419 --> 00:00:30,160 - Uh, I was wondering if I could ask you a question. 15 00:00:30,247 --> 00:00:32,119 - Uh, is this maybe something Mom could help with? 16 00:00:32,206 --> 00:00:33,729 I'm working on this new marinara recipe 17 00:00:33,816 --> 00:00:35,078 for my Lynn-sagna-- 18 00:00:35,165 --> 00:00:36,427 - Well, it's kind of Dad specific. 19 00:00:36,514 --> 00:00:37,820 - Oh. 20 00:00:37,907 --> 00:00:39,387 - I'm writing a paper on my hero, 21 00:00:39,474 --> 00:00:42,390 and I was hoping I could ask you a few questions. 22 00:00:42,477 --> 00:00:44,348 - OK. 23 00:00:44,435 --> 00:00:46,437 Uh, well, I suppose I could let this simmer for a few hours. 24 00:00:46,524 --> 00:00:47,569 [chuckles] 25 00:00:47,656 --> 00:00:49,223 [spoon clattering] 26 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:51,051 I'll meet you in the dining room in five. 27 00:00:53,444 --> 00:00:56,186 - Empty your pockets, people! 28 00:00:56,273 --> 00:00:58,058 Ugh. 29 00:00:58,145 --> 00:01:01,017 Oh, clown nose, Luan. 30 00:01:01,104 --> 00:01:02,497 Guitar picks, Luna. 31 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:03,889 Oh. [frog croaks] 32 00:01:03,976 --> 00:01:05,065 Lana. 33 00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:07,589 You could use a bath. 34 00:01:07,676 --> 00:01:09,417 What? 35 00:01:10,374 --> 00:01:12,028 - [exhales] I'm Lincoln's hero. 36 00:01:12,115 --> 00:01:14,639 - No way! 37 00:01:14,726 --> 00:01:16,467 This is amazing. - I know! 38 00:01:16,554 --> 00:01:18,121 I'm just coming down to gather a few of the items 39 00:01:18,208 --> 00:01:19,862 from my past that made me who I am today, 40 00:01:19,949 --> 00:01:22,212 which is my son's hero. 41 00:01:22,299 --> 00:01:23,779 - I can't believe this is happening. 42 00:01:23,866 --> 00:01:25,301 - Me neither! 43 00:01:25,389 --> 00:01:26,738 He's writing a paper-- uh, sorry, 44 00:01:26,825 --> 00:01:28,740 an essay--on his hero, which is me. 45 00:01:28,827 --> 00:01:30,481 I'm his hero. It's kind of a big deal. 46 00:01:30,568 --> 00:01:33,049 - You deserve this. 47 00:01:33,136 --> 00:01:35,399 - Thanks, hon! [laughs] 48 00:01:35,485 --> 00:01:39,273 Where to begin, my dear boy, for a hero's life? 49 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,144 A lot of memories with this one. 50 00:01:41,231 --> 00:01:47,324 This is the varsity letter that my friend Gary earned. 51 00:01:47,411 --> 00:01:48,934 He was quite the athlete. 52 00:01:49,021 --> 00:01:50,327 I went to every single one of his games. 53 00:01:50,414 --> 00:01:53,113 [chuckles] All right, questions. 54 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,331 Fire away. 55 00:01:54,418 --> 00:01:56,464 - Do you think that I should start 56 00:01:56,551 --> 00:01:58,030 by talking about the first time I ever 57 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,467 watched the Rip Hardcore show? 58 00:01:59,554 --> 00:02:01,338 - Because we watched it together? 59 00:02:01,425 --> 00:02:03,427 - Or maybe it's better to start with the story 60 00:02:03,514 --> 00:02:05,429 of my first Rip Hardcore headband. 61 00:02:05,516 --> 00:02:09,128 - Oh, because Rip is your hero. 62 00:02:09,216 --> 00:02:10,869 - Yeah. - Ah. 63 00:02:10,955 --> 00:02:13,568 - And he's having this really cool Hardcore Hero contest. 64 00:02:13,655 --> 00:02:15,657 - Enter my Hardcore Hero contest for the chance 65 00:02:15,744 --> 00:02:18,790 to spend an entire day with your hero, Rip Hardcore! 66 00:02:18,877 --> 00:02:20,357 [howls] 67 00:02:20,444 --> 00:02:21,793 All you need is one of these bad boys. 68 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,186 Hey, thanks, Fearless Pete. 69 00:02:23,273 --> 00:02:25,057 A golden ticket. - Golden ticket! 70 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,537 - Get in line early, because only 71 00:02:26,624 --> 00:02:28,409 the first 100 hardcore fans will get 72 00:02:28,496 --> 00:02:29,540 one of these golden beauties. 73 00:02:29,627 --> 00:02:30,672 Sweat, perseverance! 74 00:02:30,759 --> 00:02:31,803 And if Rip picks yours... 75 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:33,327 Winning at all costs! 76 00:02:33,414 --> 00:02:35,807 You'll get to do everything on this insane list! 77 00:02:35,894 --> 00:02:37,809 - [squawks] Some restrictions apply. 78 00:02:37,896 --> 00:02:41,335 - Including scaling Mount Deathpeak! 79 00:02:41,422 --> 00:02:42,727 [jaguar roars] 80 00:02:42,814 --> 00:02:44,207 - And the best part is, the winner 81 00:02:44,293 --> 00:02:45,774 gets to read what they wrote about 82 00:02:45,861 --> 00:02:47,689 why Rip is their hero on his show! 83 00:02:47,776 --> 00:02:49,430 - Oh, that's cool. That's cool. 84 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:50,518 And you want me to help you write it? 85 00:02:50,605 --> 00:02:52,302 - Yeah. 86 00:02:52,389 --> 00:02:53,347 And I also need you to wait in line with me for the ticket. 87 00:02:53,434 --> 00:02:54,913 - I'm in. 88 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,915 Any excuse for some quality father-son time. 89 00:02:57,002 --> 00:02:58,134 - And Clyde. - And Clyde. 90 00:02:58,221 --> 00:02:59,440 - Sweet! 91 00:02:59,527 --> 00:03:01,485 Let's get cracking so we can start packing. 92 00:03:01,572 --> 00:03:02,921 We got to get there early. 93 00:03:03,008 --> 00:03:04,009 - Oh, how early? 94 00:03:04,096 --> 00:03:06,273 - 4:00 AM? - Yeah. 95 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,013 Well, he wanted to get the tent set up by 4:00, 96 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:09,798 so it's more like 3:45. 97 00:03:09,885 --> 00:03:11,669 - So you already got it down from the attic? 98 00:03:11,756 --> 00:03:13,018 - 3:30. 99 00:03:13,105 --> 00:03:14,194 - And you know how to set it up? 100 00:03:14,281 --> 00:03:15,499 - 3:15. 101 00:03:15,586 --> 00:03:18,589 - You went from hero to tent setup guy. 102 00:03:18,676 --> 00:03:20,243 I got to say, you're taking it pretty well. 103 00:03:20,329 --> 00:03:21,897 - 12-year-olds want their heroes 104 00:03:21,984 --> 00:03:23,812 to be young with huge muscles. 105 00:03:23,899 --> 00:03:26,641 You know, I'm less Rip Hardcore and more Rip Floss-more. 106 00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:28,469 [chuckles] Ow! 107 00:03:28,556 --> 00:03:30,819 - I will take Rip Floss-more any day. 108 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:32,821 - Aw. Thank you, honey. 109 00:03:32,908 --> 00:03:34,692 - But I can't help you. 110 00:03:34,779 --> 00:03:39,480 Mama's got a free massage, and this baby expires tomorrow. 111 00:03:39,567 --> 00:03:43,005 - If I can just get four hours, I should be good to go. 112 00:03:47,704 --> 00:03:50,621 [sighs] 113 00:03:50,708 --> 00:03:53,668 [alarm beeping] 114 00:03:53,755 --> 00:03:56,627 [upbeat music] 115 00:03:56,714 --> 00:03:59,456 ? ? 116 00:03:59,543 --> 00:04:01,458 [gasps, spits] 117 00:04:01,545 --> 00:04:03,286 [objects clattering] 118 00:04:05,506 --> 00:04:06,681 Where is that tent? 119 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:15,690 [wistful music] 120 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:22,653 ? ? 121 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:29,878 [yawns] 122 00:04:29,965 --> 00:04:32,837 [quirky music] 123 00:04:32,924 --> 00:04:36,667 ? ? 124 00:04:36,754 --> 00:04:37,712 - Hey, Loud. 125 00:04:37,799 --> 00:04:40,802 Your socks are untied. 126 00:04:40,889 --> 00:04:42,325 - Oh yeah, Taylor? 127 00:04:42,412 --> 00:04:46,111 Well, your socks are very well-coordinated 128 00:04:46,198 --> 00:04:49,114 with the rest of your outfit. 129 00:04:49,201 --> 00:04:50,725 - Championship match today. 130 00:04:50,812 --> 00:04:52,161 Only one of us can win. 131 00:04:52,248 --> 00:04:54,119 Guess who it's going to be? 132 00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:55,599 - You? 133 00:04:55,686 --> 00:04:57,949 - Hey, she finally got one right. 134 00:04:58,036 --> 00:04:59,864 Go ahead, Loud. 135 00:04:59,951 --> 00:05:02,954 Knock it in. 136 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:05,479 You make it, I'll forfeit the match. 137 00:05:05,566 --> 00:05:07,568 Or is that too much pressure for you? 138 00:05:07,655 --> 00:05:10,484 [tense music] 139 00:05:10,571 --> 00:05:12,007 Where you going, Loud? 140 00:05:12,094 --> 00:05:14,183 Home to your mommy? 141 00:05:14,270 --> 00:05:15,750 - Yes, I am. 142 00:05:15,837 --> 00:05:18,187 - All right, off to my massage. 143 00:05:18,274 --> 00:05:20,102 [sighs] You're doing it, Rita. 144 00:05:20,189 --> 00:05:21,625 You're really doing it. 145 00:05:21,712 --> 00:05:23,235 - I can give you a massage, Mom. 146 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:24,454 I've been squeezing tennis balls 147 00:05:24,541 --> 00:05:26,195 to work on my hand strength. - Oh. 148 00:05:26,282 --> 00:05:27,718 [bones crack] - Want me to go harder? 149 00:05:27,805 --> 00:05:29,764 - Oh, uh, no, no, no, no, no. No thanks. 150 00:05:29,851 --> 00:05:31,113 I--I just don't want to get too relaxed 151 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,593 before my appointment. 152 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:34,334 But I may take you up on that later. 153 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:35,813 - Deal. [bones crack] 154 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:37,249 - Ow. 155 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,686 - Surprise! 156 00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:40,775 - Oh, hey. What are you doing home? 157 00:05:40,862 --> 00:05:41,993 - Oh, my golf match was canceled. 158 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,168 [chuckles] - Oh, really? 159 00:05:43,255 --> 00:05:45,127 Why? - Rain out. 160 00:05:45,214 --> 00:05:45,780 - It's not raining. 161 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:47,390 - No. 162 00:05:47,477 --> 00:05:49,653 Uh, Raine is our equipment manager, 163 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:51,089 and he just left with all the balls today. 164 00:05:51,176 --> 00:05:53,004 He was like, Raine out! 165 00:05:53,091 --> 00:05:54,528 Guy is such a diva. 166 00:05:54,615 --> 00:05:57,008 Anyway, I figured I would come home 167 00:05:57,095 --> 00:05:59,881 and just spend the day relaxing. 168 00:05:59,968 --> 00:06:02,144 - Well, I have a coupon for the spa that expires 169 00:06:02,231 --> 00:06:03,754 in six hours, so... [chuckles] 170 00:06:03,841 --> 00:06:05,539 - I'm going to sprint to the water tower and back. 171 00:06:05,626 --> 00:06:07,628 I'm trying to beat my own PB. 172 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:10,500 Personal best. 173 00:06:10,587 --> 00:06:12,807 - Ah. - It's 14 minutes. 174 00:06:12,894 --> 00:06:15,157 - OK. So I'll see you in a couple hours, 175 00:06:15,244 --> 00:06:18,247 and Lynn will see you in-- - 13 minutes and 59 seconds. 176 00:06:18,334 --> 00:06:20,031 - Stop! 177 00:06:20,118 --> 00:06:22,556 The worst thing in the world has just happened! 178 00:06:22,643 --> 00:06:24,384 Oh. Hi, Lori. - Hi, Leni. 179 00:06:24,471 --> 00:06:26,386 - I don't know if I can go on. 180 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:27,604 - What happened? 181 00:06:27,691 --> 00:06:28,910 - Isn't it obvious? 182 00:06:28,997 --> 00:06:30,128 - You're having a bad hair day? 183 00:06:30,215 --> 00:06:31,478 - How dare you? 184 00:06:31,565 --> 00:06:35,090 No, I lost my sunglasses. 185 00:06:35,177 --> 00:06:37,614 The very thing that makes me, me. 186 00:06:37,701 --> 00:06:39,616 I need everyone's help to find them. 187 00:06:39,703 --> 00:06:42,183 - Honey, we all have things to do. 188 00:06:42,271 --> 00:06:43,707 - Do you remember that time we were at that restaurant, 189 00:06:43,794 --> 00:06:45,056 and everybody had to stop what they were doing 190 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:46,971 because Lori lost a piece of her food? 191 00:06:47,058 --> 00:06:49,147 - Um, I didn't lose it. I was choking on it. 192 00:06:49,234 --> 00:06:51,019 - OK, well, we found it. 193 00:06:51,106 --> 00:06:52,716 Look, I know it seems silly, but these sunglasses 194 00:06:52,803 --> 00:06:54,457 have been with me through everything. 195 00:06:54,544 --> 00:06:56,981 When I was scared to get my ears pierced-- 196 00:06:58,808 --> 00:07:01,246 I feel like I've lost my best friend. 197 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:04,902 My best friend who lived on my head! 198 00:07:04,989 --> 00:07:06,556 - All right. 199 00:07:06,643 --> 00:07:09,385 Well, uh, let's all help Leni find her best friend. 200 00:07:11,692 --> 00:07:13,650 [air horn blaring] 201 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:15,478 - Let's do this! 202 00:07:17,393 --> 00:07:19,047 - Attention, Hardcore fans. 203 00:07:19,134 --> 00:07:21,571 Attention, Hardcore fans. 204 00:07:21,658 --> 00:07:24,008 Get out your golden tickets. 205 00:07:24,095 --> 00:07:26,097 It's time to announce the winner 206 00:07:26,184 --> 00:07:30,058 of the Rip Hardcore Hardcore Hero contest. 207 00:07:30,145 --> 00:07:34,628 The winning golden ticket belongs to... 208 00:07:34,715 --> 00:07:36,586 - Get up, sleepyheads. You're going to miss it! 209 00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:40,721 both: We won! 210 00:07:40,808 --> 00:07:42,853 - We won! We won! 211 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:44,289 We won! 212 00:07:44,376 --> 00:07:46,117 - We won! 213 00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:47,683 - [snoring] [horn blaring] 214 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:49,469 - We won! 215 00:07:53,864 --> 00:07:55,344 - He's going to be here any minute. 216 00:07:55,431 --> 00:07:57,041 I can't believe Rip Hardcore is coming to my house! 217 00:07:57,128 --> 00:07:59,174 Let's go over the list one more time. 218 00:07:59,261 --> 00:08:01,089 - Drink Rip Hardcore's special secret survival smoothie. 219 00:08:01,176 --> 00:08:02,917 - Booyah! - Showcase feats of strength. 220 00:08:03,004 --> 00:08:04,527 - You mean like this? 221 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:07,748 [grunts] 222 00:08:07,835 --> 00:08:11,403 - And the most hardcore thing of all, 223 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,275 scale Mount Deathpeak. 224 00:08:13,362 --> 00:08:15,233 [jaguar roars] 225 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:17,018 - We're going to be the toughest guys in Royal Woods. 226 00:08:17,105 --> 00:08:18,367 [doorbell rings] 227 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:21,675 both: He's here! [scream] 228 00:08:21,762 --> 00:08:24,068 [dramatic music] 229 00:08:24,155 --> 00:08:27,289 - ? Everybody dance now! ? 230 00:08:27,376 --> 00:08:30,727 - Hey, what's up, little Rippers? 231 00:08:30,814 --> 00:08:34,296 - Uh, you're not Rip Hardcore. 232 00:08:34,383 --> 00:08:35,688 - Ha, eyes like an eagle! 233 00:08:35,775 --> 00:08:37,647 Rip would love that. 234 00:08:37,734 --> 00:08:39,213 Unfortunately, Rip had some 235 00:08:39,301 --> 00:08:40,955 hardcore business to take care of, 236 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:44,001 but he sends his most hardcore regards. 237 00:08:44,087 --> 00:08:46,308 Say Rip! 238 00:08:46,395 --> 00:08:48,092 both: Rip. 239 00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:49,441 [shutter clicks] 240 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,139 - More like rip-off. 241 00:08:51,226 --> 00:08:54,664 - ? Everybody dance now! ? 242 00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:56,057 [door slams] 243 00:08:56,144 --> 00:08:58,842 - Ding-dang duplicate Rip. 244 00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:02,454 - I have my alarm set, but I always wake up before my alarm 245 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,021 because I love the sun. 246 00:09:04,108 --> 00:09:05,762 And then I see my sunglasses on my nightstand, 247 00:09:05,849 --> 00:09:07,590 right next to my alarm clock. - Uh-huh. 248 00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:09,505 That's why I'm looking under your bed, sweetie. 249 00:09:09,592 --> 00:09:12,290 - And then I say, good morning, sunglasses. 250 00:09:12,377 --> 00:09:14,249 And then I walk over to say good morning to Tanya. 251 00:09:14,336 --> 00:09:15,946 - Well, why don't you go look over by Tanya? 252 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:16,947 - Oh. 253 00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:21,561 Oh M gosh! 254 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:22,866 [thumps] - [groans] 255 00:09:22,953 --> 00:09:24,085 - You found them? 256 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:26,000 - I found my favorite scarf! 257 00:09:28,872 --> 00:09:30,613 - Oh, yay. 258 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:33,485 - [clears throat] 259 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,444 - Hey. 260 00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:38,534 My kid was promised a day with the real Rip Hardcore. 261 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:40,101 - Read the fine print, pops. 262 00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:41,537 The winner of the contest will receive 263 00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:43,757 a visit from Rip Hardcore, 264 00:09:43,844 --> 00:09:46,586 or an employee that bears his likeness. 265 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,065 - OK, listen. 266 00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:50,285 Those are his two biggest fans in there. 267 00:09:50,372 --> 00:09:52,940 So you've got two choices-- either you call the real Rip 268 00:09:53,027 --> 00:09:54,506 and have him get his butt down here, 269 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,422 or you're just going to have to run me over with that car. 270 00:09:57,509 --> 00:10:00,425 [tense music] 271 00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:02,863 [engine turns over] - ? Everybody dance now! ? 272 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:05,605 [C C Music Factory's "Gonna Make You Sweat" plays] 273 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:08,042 ? ? 274 00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:10,305 - [sighs] Ding-dang third option. 275 00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:15,397 - [gasps] I found them! 276 00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:17,965 - [grunts] - Ah! 277 00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:19,444 Hey! 278 00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:21,577 - These are Luan's joke glasses. 279 00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:23,274 Is this a joke to you? 280 00:10:23,361 --> 00:10:24,711 'Cause I don't know about you, but I'm in it to win it. 281 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,364 - Jeez, Lynn. 282 00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:28,758 Chill. 283 00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:30,238 Not everything is about winning. 284 00:10:30,325 --> 00:10:32,022 [phone buzzes] 285 00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:34,372 - Hey, you forgot your-- [number pad beeps] 286 00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:36,244 Lori Loud's phone. - Who's this? 287 00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:37,462 - Who's this? 288 00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:39,639 - This is Taylor Wedge, her rival. 289 00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:41,249 At least, we used to be rivals, 290 00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:42,772 until she chickened out and left her match. 291 00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:44,208 - She doesn't have a match today. 292 00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:45,949 It got canceled. - Is that what she told you? 293 00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:47,777 I guess she couldn't handle the pressure. 294 00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:49,387 The match starts in an hour. 295 00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:50,954 I'll just tell everyone she's too scared to show up. 296 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:52,826 - Oh, she's gonna show up. 297 00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:55,306 - Look, I don't know who this is, but Lori lost her fire. 298 00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:57,613 Even if she shows up, she's toast. 299 00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:01,269 - My name is Lynn Loud, and I'm not in the business of losing. 300 00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:04,576 Lori will get her fire back, and she'll be there. 301 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,970 Guaranteed. 302 00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:12,497 - This was supposed to be the best day ever. 303 00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:13,977 Now it's the worst. 304 00:11:14,064 --> 00:11:16,588 I can't believe Rip would do this to us. 305 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,025 - Oh, boy. 306 00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:19,330 I knew you two were low, 307 00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:20,897 but I didn't know you were bathtub low. 308 00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:23,378 Is there anything I can do to help? 309 00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:25,946 - That's OK, Dad. 310 00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:28,165 I guess you could throw out this list of everything 311 00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:30,472 we were going to do with Rip today. 312 00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:32,953 [melancholy music] 313 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:36,957 ? ? 314 00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:38,523 [upbeat music] 315 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,438 - Oh, we're not throwing out this list. 316 00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:42,527 We're going to do every single thing on it, 317 00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:47,141 because I'm Dad Hardcore! 318 00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:48,620 - Yes! 319 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,927 - Aha! 320 00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:52,276 - Ugh, there's literally so much 321 00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,931 creepy stuff under Lucy's bed. 322 00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,803 Hmm. Look at this fake bat. 323 00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:57,804 [bat squeaking] Ah! 324 00:11:57,891 --> 00:11:59,806 That is not fake! 325 00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:02,547 [sighs] 326 00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:04,767 What's this? 327 00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:06,856 "Congratulations to Lynn Loud 328 00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:09,250 "in reaching a new course record. 329 00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:11,339 Green Tee Golf Course." 330 00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:16,518 Did you break my record? 331 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,346 - Oh, did I? 332 00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:20,000 I guess so. 333 00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:21,218 - What do you mean, you guess so? 334 00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:22,959 - I don't know, I broke your record. 335 00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:24,395 It's not a big deal. 336 00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:27,224 I mean, golf isn't even a real sport. 337 00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:29,618 - [gasps] 338 00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:30,924 - Item number one, 339 00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:32,969 drink special secret survival smoothie. 340 00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:34,101 - If you're going to be hardcore, 341 00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:35,842 you got to hydrate hardcore. 342 00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:36,843 - Let's do this! - Whoo! 343 00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:39,584 - [growls, laughs] 344 00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:41,804 - [gulps] Guh. 345 00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:43,675 Really taste the sawdust. 346 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,025 Yeah. 347 00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:48,855 [strained] Ugh. I got this. 348 00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,726 Body's getting used to it, now. 349 00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:52,293 - Check. 350 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:53,337 Boom. 351 00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:54,817 Whoo! 352 00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:56,601 [stomach gurgles] - Oh! 353 00:12:56,688 --> 00:13:00,736 I hope item two is a trip to the bathroom. 354 00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:01,737 - You ready to do this? 355 00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,870 - I was born ready. 356 00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:06,002 Nobody beats me at house golf. 357 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:08,396 Off the stairs, into the plant. 358 00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:13,618 It's on. 359 00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:15,882 - Let's do this. 360 00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:18,406 - Bear challenge. 361 00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:22,453 Hardcore! 362 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:23,541 [ding] 363 00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,761 - Hardcore! 364 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:26,806 [ding] 365 00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,808 - Hardcore--no! 366 00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:31,506 [grunts] Hardcore. 367 00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:35,553 Come on, push it! Up, up, up, up, up, up. 368 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:36,598 - [grunts] 369 00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:38,295 - Yes! - Yeah! 370 00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:39,601 - Yeah! 371 00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:40,950 [ding] 372 00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:42,256 - Yeah! 373 00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:43,431 - Boom! 374 00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:44,345 - What's next on the list? 375 00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:45,346 - Hydrate. 376 00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:46,390 - Yeah! 377 00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:47,696 [bone cracks] 378 00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:48,915 [groans] 379 00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:52,092 - Yeah! - Be nimble. 380 00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:53,267 - I got this. 381 00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:55,704 Oh! - Oh, look at that. 382 00:13:55,790 --> 00:13:57,314 Oh, nice. - Whoo! 383 00:13:57,401 --> 00:13:58,402 - Yeah. Here we go. 384 00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:00,361 I got it. 385 00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:01,623 Oh! 386 00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:04,974 [groaning] Ugh. 387 00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:06,367 I'm good. 388 00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:07,411 [thumps] 389 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,156 - Wow, what a day. 390 00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:14,810 We only have one thing left to do on that list, huh? 391 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,377 - Yeah. 392 00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:18,422 I wonder where my dad is. It's almost time to scale-- 393 00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:20,816 - Mount Deathpeak! [jaguar roars] 394 00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:23,036 [laughs] Oh, that's right. 395 00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:27,518 We are going to scale that mountain, or my name isn't... 396 00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:28,432 - Dad? 397 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:30,957 - Yes! Dad Hardcore! 398 00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:33,176 Hey, Lincoln. [chuckles] 399 00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,439 - I'm Clyde. - You bet you are. 400 00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:37,267 OK. 401 00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:38,573 Now, who you going to climb that mountain with? 402 00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,053 [door slams] 403 00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:41,663 - Hardcore! 404 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:44,187 both: Rip Hardcore? - [laughs] 405 00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:45,667 - [chuckles] Oh. 406 00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,016 - I knew you wouldn't let us down. 407 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:49,540 - Best day ever! 408 00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:51,542 - A hero never lets his two biggest fans down. 409 00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,893 Now, let's go outside and get this party started! 410 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,025 - Yeah! - Whoo! 411 00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:58,245 Hero stuff. [both yelling] 412 00:14:58,332 --> 00:14:59,899 [somber music] 413 00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:00,595 [sighs] [neck cracks] 414 00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:01,988 - Ow. 415 00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:10,083 - Whoo! [chuckles] 416 00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:11,736 - Clyde? - Yeah? 417 00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:15,131 - We're hanging with Rip. [laughter] 418 00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:17,003 - That's just the warm-up, boys. 419 00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:19,266 - Oh, no. No, I don't want to cancel. 420 00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:21,485 I have never needed a massage more. 421 00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:23,574 Uh--psst. 422 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,143 Can I push it back an hour? 423 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:28,840 - [gasps] Here it is! 424 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,581 - I don't need to push it back an hour. 425 00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:33,889 - I found my diary! 426 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:36,718 - [sighs] 427 00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:38,763 [objects clattering] Oh. 428 00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:41,549 - And my favorite handbag. Oh! 429 00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:43,203 - Need to push it back two hours. 430 00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:44,856 - Dear diary, 431 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:49,296 today I found you, and my favorite handbag. 432 00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:52,255 [suspenseful music] 433 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:53,300 ? ? 434 00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:55,128 - [whimpers] 435 00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:57,434 - [grunts] You boys just beat a wolf in a staring contest. 436 00:15:57,521 --> 00:16:00,437 [wolf howls] 437 00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:02,570 You know what that means? - He wants a rematch? 438 00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,137 - No. 439 00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:07,618 It's time for Mount Deathpeak! [jaguar roars] 440 00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:09,316 [both yelling] 441 00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:12,710 [all howl] 442 00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:15,496 - Off the wall, off the fridge, 443 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,715 nothing but kibble. 444 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:22,459 Yee-haw. 445 00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:25,549 [country music] 446 00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:28,639 - Over the couch, off the piano, strike three. 447 00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:32,948 [piano tinkering] 448 00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:36,691 [microphone feedback] 449 00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:39,172 - Golf ball, corner pocket. 450 00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:46,701 Last hole. 451 00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:49,182 You make it, you win. 452 00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:52,141 - Or is that too much pressure for you? 453 00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:53,316 Go ahead, Loud. 454 00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:55,318 Knock it in. 455 00:16:55,405 --> 00:17:00,193 - Off the wall, off the table, Mom's lemonade. 456 00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:10,464 - Nice game. - Thanks. 457 00:17:10,550 --> 00:17:13,944 Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a championship to win. 458 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,650 - My glasses! 459 00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:24,304 I was looking for my cool sunglasses 460 00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:25,827 when I found these cool designer glasses that I got 461 00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:27,133 at the designer glass store at the mall, 462 00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:28,395 where they sell designer glasses. 463 00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:31,659 Wait, um-- why are you taking a break? 464 00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:33,356 We haven't found my sunglasses yet. 465 00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:34,879 - You know what, Leni? 466 00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:36,446 I'm not taking a break. 467 00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:38,013 I'm done. 468 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,971 All day long, I have watched you find 469 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,626 everything you have ever lost. 470 00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:46,108 But your sunglasses are not coming back, honey. 471 00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:49,285 They're lost, and you have to accept that. 472 00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:52,810 Just like I'm accepting that I lost my spa treatment. 473 00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:56,858 And to prove it to you, I'm going to tear up my coupon, 474 00:17:56,945 --> 00:18:00,470 the coupon that I've had one year to use. 475 00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:03,691 And now it's just a useless piece of paper. 476 00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:05,997 [gasps] 477 00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:11,090 Oh, Leni. 478 00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:13,396 - You're right. - Uh-- 479 00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:16,704 - I guess I'll never see my sunglasses again. 480 00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:18,358 Thanks for helping. 481 00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:21,535 I'm sorry you missed your massage. 482 00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:27,106 - Leni, look what I found. 483 00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:29,847 - My best friend! 484 00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:32,937 - They were just underneath the kitchen island. 485 00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:34,548 - You know, I knew I left them there. 486 00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:36,289 [both laugh] 487 00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,683 You're the best mom in the world. 488 00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,250 - Oh. 489 00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:45,298 - And to make it up to you, 490 00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:46,995 I'm going to give you a massage. 491 00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:48,649 - Oh, honey. That's sweet, 492 00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:51,086 but you've never really given a massage before. 493 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,001 - I could use this. 494 00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:55,873 - My Muscle Buster! I thought I'd lost it. 495 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,267 - Yeah, I found it when I was looking for these sunglasses. 496 00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:00,356 - Oh, I'm so happy. 497 00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,402 - Me too. [chuckles] 498 00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:05,231 Wait. 499 00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:07,624 - They're on your head, sweetie. 500 00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:09,148 - [giggles] 501 00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:15,284 [bright music] 502 00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:16,677 ? ? 503 00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:17,895 - Go ahead, Loud. 504 00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:21,247 Knock it in. 505 00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:24,293 - Over the sand trap, off the tree, nothing but cup. 506 00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:35,522 [dramatic music] 507 00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:42,224 ? ? 508 00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,580 [cheers and applause] 509 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,191 - Yes! 510 00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:53,844 - [screams] 511 00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:56,804 [victorious music] 512 00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:59,459 ? ? 513 00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:01,678 - Dad, you're never going to believe what happened. 514 00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:03,854 First, we scaled Mount Deathpeak. 515 00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:06,857 And now I get to go on Rip Hardcore's show... 516 00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:11,297 - [snoring] 517 00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:14,300 [gentle music] 518 00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:21,263 ? ? 519 00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:34,145 [indistinct chatter] 520 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,104 - Hey, did it start yet? 521 00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:38,367 I made some of Rip's famous hardcore smoothies. 522 00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:39,803 Ugh. 523 00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:42,545 I made them with half the sawdust this time. 524 00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:45,244 - Oh, I'll have one after my massage. 525 00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:47,289 - By the way, I called the golf course. 526 00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:48,508 You didn't beat my record. 527 00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:50,466 - I know. 528 00:20:50,553 --> 00:20:52,425 But I totally could. - Not a chance. 529 00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:56,255 Thanks. [chuckles] 530 00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:57,952 - I still can't believe you got to read 531 00:20:58,039 --> 00:21:00,128 your letter on Rip's show. 532 00:21:00,215 --> 00:21:01,695 - Were you nervous? - Nah. 533 00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:04,480 It's easy when you're talking about your hero. 534 00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:06,134 - Oh, there he is. - [laughs] 535 00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:08,789 [rock music playing] 536 00:21:08,876 --> 00:21:10,704 - Read it! 537 00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:12,575 ? ? 538 00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:15,752 - Rip Hardcore is a larger-than-life hero. 539 00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:17,580 There's no weight he can't bench press. 540 00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:19,539 There's no mountain he can't climb. 541 00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:21,845 There is literally nothing this man can't do. 542 00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:24,674 But this letter isn't about Rip. 543 00:21:24,761 --> 00:21:29,288 It's about my real hero, my dad. 544 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:32,203 He may not be the type of hero that you 545 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:35,859 read about in comic books or, uh, see on TV. 546 00:21:35,946 --> 00:21:40,255 He may not be able to fight a bear or lift 1,000 pounds. 547 00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:43,084 He does things that don't make the headlines. 548 00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:46,870 And he doesn't do them because he wants me to like him. 549 00:21:46,957 --> 00:21:48,916 He does them because he loves me. 550 00:21:49,003 --> 00:21:51,919 [emotional music] 551 00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:57,925 ? ? 552 00:21:58,012 --> 00:22:00,362 I love you, Dad. 553 00:22:00,449 --> 00:22:02,843 - [sighs] I love you too, Linc. 554 00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:05,759 - I gotta go call my dad. 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